5.11.2026
Do we really need 100 levels of volume on tvs? Has there ever been a situation where you needed exactly 62 volume?
"Yo bro could you switch the tv from 15 to 16 real quick?"
3.30.2026
Happy birthday nik
sorry ladies he's taken
3.25.2026
A collection of anonymous rants/reflections:
An ode to mum
My mother is a real estate agent, and a nurse, when she drives... I fear for my fucking life. She drives our 4Runner like it's a drone from Star Wars with a shield. A shield that she's made after years of calling on that damn phone. Maybe it makes her feel brave. She makes me feel brave. Right now I'm next to her and she makes deals on speaker phone WHILE putting other people on hold. I think the lesson here is that we underestimate our mothers..... She may be small in stature, but her heart and persistence is enough for a thousand dragons. Maybe texting and calling is the new in? I don't recommend it. But if you're a mother, go for it.
Hell yea bro you've consumed enough pinterest to master the art of flexing your parents' wealth on instagram. stop cosplaying a microinfluencer you are not a vibe. if your ig relies entirely on the family bankroll to look cool, you have no swag. like, enjoy that trip pops paid for but maybe meet some fucking locals, or something besides planning your next carousel. and when you get home make something cool by yourself. bosh.
Everytime there’s turbulence on a plane i start praying to fucking god it crashes so my old bitches can stalk my instagram when I'm dead. Like deadass they'd be so sad they prolly would come to the funeral and my parents would be like "he loved you so much," and she'd probably start crying and the photos would show me sick asf flexing racks. she'd be like fuck I should've just given him another chance.
Anyone else?
yo, fuck jbl speakers ngl.
3.24.2026
i love u aaron
-troy